Thursday, February 08, 2007
Joke of the day- Catfish
First of all, I have to assume that most of us have some knowledge of catfish b4 I tell the joke. Otherwise, I might be deemed as being unfair towards tat guy. I was doing my APB project with Joey, Ding Sheng and a Vietnamese guy. The Vietnamese juz joined us as he did not turn up for the first tutorial so did not have any grouping. Joey (and in fact all of us) were already having problems communicatingwith the Viet as his Eng wasn't very good. Yet she kept trying to talk to him (I dun mean communication is a bad thing, mayb she juz tried too hard. Lol...). Joey asked him if catfish was their main diet as she has read somewhere abt it recently. The Viet was like "Huh?". I tried to keep a straight face but Ding Sheng was not helping. He kept laughing to himself by the side. Then, the Viet turned to me and asked "Is a catfish a fish with face of a cat? I think I have eaten many animals in my life but I nv heard of this.". I can't control anymore, I burst out laughing to the point that my tears flowed non-stop. It was damn funny lah. U should have seen all our expressions.
I retold this incident to Carisse, Boon Hwa, Wei Wei and Liting during Biz Com. Again, I laughed till I cried. To those of my frenz who have nv seen me laugh till this extent b4, haha... U have been warned. My tear gland is juz tat sensitive. I need tissue and my mascara is leaving streaks on my face! Sometimes, ppl juz can't tell whether I was laughing or crying. Haa... I juz find it so hilarious, I dunno abt u guys. I tot most of us noe wat a catfish is. Or am I generalising? Sorry if I did...
Anyway, I am so not looking fwd to Chinese New Year. There's no visiting for my dad's side this year cos my Uncle passed away last Aug. This means that I'm gonna stay home on the first day of Lunar New Year: (
Corp Fin Assignment was out yest. Furthermore, I got 3 mid-term tests after the mid-term break (which is the CNY week and I dun get to take a break at all!) What the hell man! Boy am I glad that my FM project is gonna be over by next Fri cos APB and Biz Com are 2 term-long ones. But I'm dreading the FM presentation next Fri. It's been years since I wore a long-sleeve shirt, not to mention very formal at that. Shall see how the presentation goes bah.
To a particular S: I dun think U need me to elaborate any futher. I really dun see the point of staying in contact. Neither am I ur social escort to accompany u go shopping every Sat. I think both of us noe where we stand in each others' hearts right now - incredibly low. I can't believe u gave me 18 missed calls today when I didn't reply ur sms juz to ask "What am I doing?" (which is wat u ask everyday anyway). I wish we have had better conversations than that man. I asked u wat's holding u bk and yet u can't even ans me such a simple question. U should have noticed that I no longer ask u any questions nowadays. Cos I realise that I'm doubting every word that you say so no point in hearing u out. U asked Y dun I trust u? Sorry to say I have been trained to be this way since you-know-what happened some time ago. I believe we have far more impt things in life to attend to. Time is the essence of life and dun waste yours on mine...
++ MarryMango at 11:08 PM.
