Kissing is a skill

Some of my frenz have expressed concerns over my previous post. They thought I have been dealt with a big blow recently which led me to the purchase of the LV bag. Haha... Thanks for the concern. I'm perfectly fine lah. Juz love the bag a lot :)

Watched Heroes at someone's place on Sunday. Reminds me very much of the time when I finished Prison Break within 1 or 2 day(s). I sat through 12 episodes straight this time. He's amazed at how I can go without food and only 1 toilet break. Haha... Juz pass me a great show and I will be all tame. By the time we went out to his garden for a break, his entire family was asleep alr. Oh yeah forgot to mention that his 2 nephews are super cute. I still have 11 more episodes to go. There is a total of 23 episodes ah...

Anyway, I came across an interesting article in Malaysia Cleo on kissing which I think is worth sharing. There are namely 8 different types of kissers (the more common ones lah):

1. The Tongue Snatcher
This kisser has a penchant for grabbing onto the tongue with his/her lips while kissing, up to a point where U feel as though your muscle is gonna be tore out of the throat.

2. The Lip Smacker
He/She is more content with simply smacking the lips against yours so that you never get any sensual contact. All U get is the annoying horrible pop sound.

3. The Ear Driller
A probing tongue flicking within the confines of the ear can be very titillating. But when the Ear Driller spends all his/her time digging deeper and deeper into your ear, it could turn out to be very disgusting. I think I dun have to elaborate more. Use your imagination.

4. The Vampire
With this cad, necking takes on a whole new connotation. This sucker devotes all attention to the soft sensitive area under the chin, below the ears and cherished terrain around the voice box. Being a true leech, hickeys will be left everywhere as testaments of undying devotion and visible scars of previous night's throes of passion. (Somebody I know is well-known for this. Hor?)

5. The Teeth Clinker
I dunno whether it's due to buck teeth or bad aiming. For some reason, there's a tendency to bang the teeth against yours. U think very fun ah? Kaoz...

6. The Bug Eye
Looking into someone's eyes while kissing can make a soulful moment. However, Bug Eye cannot shut the eyes at all and this may end up causing embarrassment, dizziness and fatigue after prolonged exposure. Not tired meh?

7. The Grand Canyon
This is the worst kind of kisser. He/She opens the jaw so wide that U can see down the throat. In short, he/she juz wants to devour U. All they see is a piece of meat dangling in front of them. Tell them to go market instead lah...

8. The Hair Puller
Another beware! It starts with gentle fingering through the hair while kissing passionately. Then, it proceeds to tugging at strands and finally ripping the hair from the roots. A variant of this disorder is the man who wraps his fist around the ponytail, yanking the girl's head back at top speed as he plants a wet kiss. Relax lei! The gal ain't running away. In fact, she juz might at this rate U behave...

Laughing? It's true lor. I have come across some of the above. It's terrible lah. Haha... So guys, brush up on your kissing skills and stop scaring gals away ok...

Here's a diamonte kiss for U! I shall go for my weekly jog already. Ciao...

++ MarryMango at 5:09 PM.

Splurge

Jason was surprised that I turned up for Universe lecture on Fri despite IA class being cancelled. Hehe... I'm a good gal nowadays lah. After that I met another 2 J's aka botak for lunch. Haha... These 2 botaks psycho me to crash their "US's foreign policy" lecture. Wah lao... Political Science is so boring lah. Bush, bush and more bush. I was sneezing throughout the lecture (Someone thinking of me? Hee...) and looking through my Universe notes.

Juz got back from shopping with Dian today. I really enjoy pampering myself these days. Who's a better candidate to love moi than myself? Finally bought the LV bag that I have longed after...

The sales assistant said that initially she thought Ericia Lee came to buy -_-" Normal civilians also can afford one lei...
Although I have blown 1K today, I'm happy with it. Whoever said that women can't live w/o men? Muahaha... I have proven the contrary.

Recently, someone has aroused my interest. It's been a long time since someone has been worthy of my attention. But I'm still holding myself back. I guess I still have some issues I need to iron out...

On the other hand, I have certainly been able to take things in my stride better than the past. There's this couple whom I wanna send my best wishes. Glad that U have found someone U love. Sorry for holding U bk for the past few years. Thanks for always being there though. And there's this fucker whom I cursed and sweared to hell for the past half year? Yup, I'm talking to him ever-so-sweetly now. Ask me how come I'm able to do so? I have put aside all differences. He no longer mean a thing to me, juz another ordinary guy on the street. Nothing's gonna put me down anymore. I still remember Mommy telling me a few months back to open my eyes wider - with regards to men of cos. I'm not exactly on the hunt, rather leave it to fate bah. But I will definitely screen guys before making any decision. Meanwhile, I shall just dissolve in self-indulgence. Hee...

I'm working towards this motto:

Save the best for the last (bf of cos)!

++ MarryMango at 9:59 PM.

Scavenger Hunt

Watched 881 on Sun with A. This movie has not much of dialogues. Used Hokkien songs to bring out most of the plot. I can understand why some ppl find that it is boring. It's moderate to me lah. After that, went drinking around Tanjong Pagar/Chinatown area with Colin and Keith as he was feeling down. Got seh again, didn't even remember briefly that I dropped my phone. Only realised that the back cover was missing when I wanted to charge my phone the next morning. Yeah I know, I'm such a klutz again :p

Went around and asked all the handphone shops in Clementi. Nobody sells the back cover one lei. Jason helped me asked Nokia Tampines, also dun have. Die... I scared that entire S'pore nobody sell lor. I juz feel that I have to go back to the scene, retrace my footsteps and take a look. Many ppl advised me against it as they feel that there is little chance of recovering it. Keith said that I dropped my phone in the car park. Ok, jogged a bit of my memory (I rem him scolding "What's wrong with you?" when I dropped my phone) ...

Thank you sooooooo much, JL, for accompanying me back to look for that damn cover. This pic above helped us a great deal in finding our bearing and locating the exact parking lot. Haha... Luckily I took this silly pic in my drunken state. Or perhaps I dropped my phone after taking this photo. I dunno lah. Anyway, JL and I went back to the car park 3 times cos the first 2 times there were many cars parked there and it was not easy looking for a small cover. We waited for them to finish pubbing for the nite. In the meantime, I treated him to coffee at Starbucks:

And he treated me Mango cheesecake. Haha... We went Clarke Quay and even Mt Faber where he played the saxaphone. Really thanks alot, JL. Couldn't have found it w/o U. Thanks to QW too who helped me check out the Nokia at Woodlands today (Sorry I nv inform U that I found the cover alr). The price is $55! -_-" Phew... Boy am I glad that I managed to recover it :)

++ MarryMango at 7:41 PM.

A random post

Discovered that I still have this pic in my phone. Frank getting high every nite in HK. And that's Ninning in the background. Haha...
Aren't the packagings so nice?

Yup, I have watched "Secret" last nite. It was indeed touching. But it was sometimes hard to follow as they time-travel. Or maybe it's juz blur me. Walked into the wrong class for IA yest. Had to go comp lab to check the venue and was thus late for class.

The men these days are weird. Somehow, they juz seem to treat r/s very lightly even when they are married. To quote: "Sex is just physical contact". (This explains why I've been single for so long. Stop asking whether I have turned lesb, pls). Well, perhaps ppl have different perspectives. Or rather men are like this all along. What do U think?

++ MarryMango at 3:21 PM.

Reunion with the Exs

Jason and me after our Universe class. The lecture was 1 hour only. Wasted my time going sch sia. Have U heard of Stars Party? No, it has got nothing to do with celebrities. Instead, it is where ppl gather to watch and discuss stars together. Oh man... Tat's for geeks right?

After class, it's KTV at Chinatown. Bloody cheap. $10 for 2pm to 7pm. My 2nd time at KTV. Lol... Long time since I met QW. He's still as thin as ever lor. Haha...

Wed=Ladies nite @ St James (Actually it's everywhere lah. But my fav club is still St James.)
The Yip's family. See... Joshie loves this shirt. Wahaha... The last time I saw Julian was Sec 1?

Deadly graveyard. Oh I forgot to mention, it was Julian's and Paula's birthday. Therefore, they were made to drink like crazy. Haha...

I think certain things are better left unsaid...

++ MarryMango at 2:09 PM.

Staring at (beautiful) nails

So this is for u, Meng :)

It was good to see familiar faces back in school today. Biz policy is kinda sian though. I can already picture me falling asleep every Mon. Tmr gonna talk abt the stars - Lecture on Understanding the Universe...

I'm feeling so sian lah!!! Jason ah Jason, my best mate, we are in the same boat once again...

++ MarryMango at 10:08 PM.

Good old times

Tell me how do U not grow fat with so much good food? OMG! I seriously need to start doing something about my diet.
My taste is good right? I'm referring to the shirt lah...

Dian has also gotten a Coach bag alr. Hmmm... Very tempting lei. Should I get one too?

It's been great catching up with my best pals over the past few days (which also equates to many suppers). Many things have happened while I was away. Hor, Joshie? (pun intended. Haha...) Dian has decided to further study in Finance. We were fantasizing about working together in Shenton Way in future. It was nice chatting with U too, Keith. Yeah hang out more often in future...

++ MarryMango at 8:39 PM.

Back to clubbing in S'pore

Met up with Jac yest at Vivo. Like FINALLY. Haha...

Somehow, I kinda miss Hong Kong food too. Haha... We ate at Kim Gary Hong Kong Cafe. The food isn't too bad.
It's clubbing at nite. So many ppl as it was the eve of National Day. Damn... Smoking is prohibited in clubs as of 1st July. Not used to it lor. Seems like many things have changed while I was away...


Here's a small advertorial for iBar. Their live band. It's on No.9 Mohamed Sultan Road.

++ MarryMango at 3:25 PM.

Mango's back in town

Guess what's the first thing I had when I got back to Singapore?
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Katong laksa! Haha... I had Hokkien Mee, Fried oysters and popiah after that. Again, I was too caught up with eating that I forgot to take any pic. Went straight to Old Airport Road after I landed. I seriously miss S'pore food even though I was away for 6 weeks only. Got back yest afternoon but didn't really wanna inform ppl. Only a few close to me knew abt it...

Feels good to be back home. Super nice to sleep with a bolster. Haha... I woke up at 1+pm today. Went to the bank with Daddy to open a fixed deposit account. After that, I went over to my nanny's place to give away the wife biscuits. I bought 6 boxes. Daddy delivered the rest to my aunts and uncles. I haven't finished unpacking yet man. Threw everything on the sofa in my room. Haha... Luggage was overweight but I was lucky not to be charged.

I'm starting to miss HK alr though. The scenaries from our balcony...


Esp the night view where I have seen numerous shooting stars. And talking cock with frenz out at the balcony at 1am when I have an exam the next day. Haha...

Well, I have certainly learnt a lot from this trip. Feels refreshing now. I went for a run this evening and actually dun feel tiring at all. Alright, I gotta go off for some prata now. Going clubbing tmr. (This new Timberland song is stuck in my mind since clubbing in HK). Shall leave U with many random pics:

++ MarryMango at 10:04 PM.

A man's ego

Went to Ocean Park yest.

The pandas (I mean real ones) are very cute.

I was all wet from one of the water rides - Raging River.

Nv thought that I would do this again. Haha... Still rem that I told myself I won't do it again once I have conquered it at Genting. But seems like the rides aren't much of a challenge to me anymore. No longer have that kind of fear...

All decked out for clubbing at night...

Recognise this guy? Haha... Some actor who always act in stupid comedies. Was at one of the supposedly more popular clubs in HK.





The sun rises really early here. Haha... When we were on the way back, the sky was starting to brighten up already. I'm soooooooo tired.

Alright, let's talk about men's ego which is the topic of today. Men flare up when they found out that their gals have been kissing some other guy behind their back. But what if they have been doing the same or even worse? This entry is for M & J. I really feel sorry for U, gal. U didn't get to see any of this cos U aren't staying here. I see diff gals walking out from his room almost every morn. So something happened between u guys as well. Dun expect him to have any emotions attached though. This is the game. Understand it and play it well. He's not going to come back pacifying U. In fact, he wants to avoid U so much that he even told me to get U away from him. He simply says that those things happened when U guys were so high and drunk. I wonder how U would react if U knew that he came back with another gal last nite. I seriously hope U dun contact him anymore, gal. Dun make a fool of yourself and show that us, women, could do it even better man. Pick up whatever pride U have left and stride off. Many guys out there are juz players. U can hardly find a stayer these days...

So sick of all these mind games that men like to play. U think I dunno meh? It juz irks and disgusts me. Anyway, I'm proud to say that I'm nv into ONS. Haha... Glad that I have never gotten myself into this kind of shit. It's juz not worth it...

++ MarryMango at 1:45 PM.

Drastic changes

Went to the salon here yest. Dun tell U wat I did. Haha... U guys will see it back in S'pore soon enough.

I miss my blonde streaks now :(

We spend almost half the day there.

Gone is the Lian. Haha... Went to Shen Zhen again today. Bought many Anna Sui coin pouches. They are so pretty. Got some fake LV wallet and stuffs too.

Fried mango roll (with some seafood thingy which we couldn't taste at all). But it's still nice. We went back to the same Sunshine hotel to have Dim Sum cos it was juz so good and cheap.

Anyway, I have achieved my aim in coming here. I dun miss any guy no more. It's a well-deserved break that I got. I'm more than ready to move on. Now I need an all-new guy who can make my heart skip a beat. Hehe...

Going Ocean Park tmr. I'm going to sell off this laptop soon too. Alr told my mom that we gonna go hawker centre eat once I reach S'pore. Miss Hokkien Mee and prata. Haha...

++ MarryMango at 9:44 PM.

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