Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Kissing is a skill
Some of my frenz have expressed concerns over my previous post. They thought I have been dealt with a big blow recently which led me to the purchase of the LV bag. Haha... Thanks for the concern. I'm perfectly fine lah. Juz love the bag a lot :)Watched Heroes at someone's place on Sunday. Reminds me very much of the time when I finished Prison Break within 1 or 2 day(s). I sat through 12 episodes straight this time. He's amazed at how I can go without food and only 1 toilet break. Haha... Juz pass me a great show and I will be all tame. By the time we went out to his garden for a break, his entire family was asleep alr. Oh yeah forgot to mention that his 2 nephews are super cute. I still have 11 more episodes to go. There is a total of 23 episodes ah...
Anyway, I came across an interesting article in Malaysia Cleo on kissing which I think is worth sharing. There are namely 8 different types of kissers (the more common ones lah):
1. The Tongue Snatcher
This kisser has a penchant for grabbing onto the tongue with his/her lips while kissing, up to a point where U feel as though your muscle is gonna be tore out of the throat.
2. The Lip Smacker
He/She is more content with simply smacking the lips against yours so that you never get any sensual contact. All U get is the annoying horrible pop sound.
3. The Ear Driller
A probing tongue flicking within the confines of the ear can be very titillating. But when the Ear Driller spends all his/her time digging deeper and deeper into your ear, it could turn out to be very disgusting. I think I dun have to elaborate more. Use your imagination.
4. The Vampire
With this cad, necking takes on a whole new connotation. This sucker devotes all attention to the soft sensitive area under the chin, below the ears and cherished terrain around the voice box. Being a true leech, hickeys will be left everywhere as testaments of undying devotion and visible scars of previous night's throes of passion. (Somebody I know is well-known for this. Hor?)
5. The Teeth Clinker
I dunno whether it's due to buck teeth or bad aiming. For some reason, there's a tendency to bang the teeth against yours. U think very fun ah? Kaoz...
6. The Bug Eye
Looking into someone's eyes while kissing can make a soulful moment. However, Bug Eye cannot shut the eyes at all and this may end up causing embarrassment, dizziness and fatigue after prolonged exposure. Not tired meh?
7. The Grand Canyon
This is the worst kind of kisser. He/She opens the jaw so wide that U can see down the throat. In short, he/she juz wants to devour U. All they see is a piece of meat dangling in front of them. Tell them to go market instead lah...
8. The Hair Puller
Another beware! It starts with gentle fingering through the hair while kissing passionately. Then, it proceeds to tugging at strands and finally ripping the hair from the roots. A variant of this disorder is the man who wraps his fist around the ponytail, yanking the girl's head back at top speed as he plants a wet kiss. Relax lei! The gal ain't running away. In fact, she juz might at this rate U behave...
Laughing? It's true lor. I have come across some of the above. It's terrible lah. Haha... So guys, brush up on your kissing skills and stop scaring gals away ok...
++ MarryMango at 5:09 PM.
